what-is-this-i-dont-even:

me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where are you going to go
mom: what’s their name
mom: where do they live
mom: how old are they
mom: are they from the internet
mom: what are their favorite colors
mom: what about hobbies
mom: what about pet names
mom: do you have a girlfriend
mom: are you lying to me
mom: what enthic group are they

What happened when I tried to hang out with Speck

Ahhh this game is so damn stressful. 

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My friend after he fixed my guitar: Do you want me to write a tribute song to the high e string or just tell you that I broke it.

Mmmmmmmm, la uva.

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Byreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

tubaplaysmatt:

woahhcynthia:

0ctopusssy:

I AM SCREAMING I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE SJDGSKJLASLGDS:KHGJ

Fucking music jokes <3 

I think I just developed abs from this laughter

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dreamyfarofflook:

9gag:

1.3 million birds in one place

THIS IS 1.3 MILLION UNITS OF EVIL

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